Humorous Sayings

After a sex experience, you are either a man or a woman. Not both.

No, I don't use drugs. I am drugs.

You can't fight for your life and win, and then expect to go back to normal.

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

The greatest gift you can ever give another person is your own happiness.

Science fiction is not predictive; it is descriptive.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Don't let the bastards grind you down.

The greatest danger to freedom is the absence of a joke.

I'm not a machine. I'm a human being. I have feelings. I have a soul. And I don't like being told what to do.

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost.

When I was a child I was too old for my age and now I am an old man I am too young for my age.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.

I am not a man, I am a river.

Fame, the evil, than which no other evil is swifter.

If you wish to be loved, love.

I was not a Negro. I was a Black man. And my country is not a country. It is a state of mind.

Dat's what makes a man and a woman. You can't have one without the other.