Self-Deprecating Sayings

I don't need to be the MVP of the league. I need to be the MVP of my team. And if my team is winning, then that's all that matters.

I told you all I was going to be number one, and I did just that.

If I had any talent in the world, any talent that I don't have now, I would be a great diva. And I would sing at the Met.

I am not a saint. I am not perfect. I am just myself.

I have learned that you are never too small to make a difference.

I don't want to be remembered as the girl who was shot. I want to be remembered as the girl who stood up for her rights.

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

I don't think I've ever made a film that I haven't been in love with, even if it's been a disaster.

I don't make films to make money. I make money to make films.

I'm a filmmaker. I don't care about the real world.

I just want to make people laugh. And if I can do that, then I'm happy.

I'm a grown man. I don't need to ask permission to be funny.

The greatest fear that I have is that nothing will change.

I mean, I'm already in a cage, I might as well try to be myself.

I just want to be me. I want to be Dennis Rodman. I don't want to be Michael Jordan or Scottie Pippen. I don't want to be anybody else.

I don't think I'm a dictator. I'm a leader. I'm the father of the nation. I'm a good father.

Or do you not know that I have full power to do anything to anybody?

I have found a way to make the world happy.

I was not content to believe in a personal God and an everlasting Hell. I wanted to know if these things were really true.

I'm not trying to be a provocateur. I'm just trying to be myself.