Self-Deprecating Sayings

I don't need no drugs. I just need rock and roll.

I don't have any friends, but I have a lot of fans.

I fight pain, anxiety, and fear every day, and the only way I can conquer my illness is to keep creating art.

I don’t know what to do with my life, so I make art.

I want my work to be a genuine expression of myself.

I'm not gonna say I'm a perfect person, but I'm just trying to be myself and be authentic.

I don't need nobody. I'm my own man.

I need to get myself a suit, so I can look presentable for the kids.

I am a benevolent dictator.

I have more money than God.

I'm a big fan of myself.

I'm not saying I'm smarter than anybody. I'm just saying I'm thinking for myself.

I am a domestic goddess. I am a goddess in the kitchen, I am a goddess in the bedroom, I am a goddess in the living room. I'm just a goddess.

I'm a multi-millionaire, I don't need to get paid for anything. I'm doing it because I want to, not because I need to.

I'm a good person. I have a good heart.

I'm a complicated woman, and I don't apologize for it.

I have a reputation as being a little eccentric, but I'm just an artist.

I was thinking about the immortal words of Archimedes, 'Give me a lever and a place to stand, and I will move the world.' So, I built a lever, but I couldn't find a place to stand. I decided to move to a smaller world.