Self-Deprecating Sayings

I have been forty years getting this thing to look like that!

I don't communicate with the audience. I communicate with myself.

I wanted to be a cartoonist when I was a kid. I drew all the time.

I am a pure vegetarian. I eat nothing but vegetables and fruits, and I am very healthy.

I am not a learned man; I am a peasant.

I don't like to talk about my past. I like to talk about my future. And my future is bright.

I was born with a happy heart, and I'm going to die with a happy heart.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm James Brown. I'm the man.

I don't do drugs anymore. I'm clean now. I just drink a lot of coffee.

I don't think I've ever worked so hard on something and had it fail completely.

I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with what we've done.

I always invest my own money in the companies I create. I don't believe in using other people's money.

The thing that I have noticed is that in life, people who are excellent at anything are passionate about it.

I guess I don't really care about the money.

I have not been able to discover that anyone knows enough to say what is and what is not possible.

I am not a hero; I am a mere manufacturer.

I have no desire to make a great display. I want to save money.

I can do a great deal of work without any food, but I cannot do any work without sleep.

I don't care a snap for all the railroads in creation. I only ask that the law shall be observed.

I am a better investor because I am a businessman, and a better businessman because I am an investor.