Self-Deprecating Sayings

I can certainly read it. I am a literate person.

I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

I have been a racist since 1921. I don't know how they can think I'm imitating Hitler.

I am willing to kill for my people, so I should not be able to lie and cheat for them?

I don't know any Arabs who would agree to Palestine being ours -- even if we learn Arabic ... and I have no need to learn Arabic.

Whether women are better than men I cannot say – but I can say they are certainly no worse.

I am optimistic. It doesn't matter if the sky is falling, I am a little man, and you big men are against the sky.

Do not worship me, I am not God. I'm only a man. I worship Jesus Christ.

I don't trust a man who wears a tie; it's like he's hiding something!

I don't think of myself as unbreakable. Perhaps I'm just rather flexible and adaptable.

I am both for - and against.

He has a childlike, boyish, impish, mischievousness. And I have to try and make him behave properly, like a holy man!

Happiness is a state of mind, you know. I don't think you are permanently happy. One is happy about certain things and not so happy about others.

No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to.

Am I also expected to take up an M-16 and do it myself?

There was no other like me, no other king who could stand before me, for I am the chosen of Ra, the son of Osiris, the living Horus on earth.

I am more afraid of our own mistakes than of our enemies' designs.

Why do you weep? Did you imagine that I was immortal?