Life & Aging Sayings

He had maad ful many a mariage Of yonge wommen at his owne cost.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

I do not like Moscow life. You live here not as you want to live, but as old women want you to.

The petrifactions of a plodding brain.

Reviewers, with some rare exceptions, are a most stupid and malignant race.

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than Idaho potato.

Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.

I showed her where she would find gold, but the gold she found is all hers.

It has bothered me all my life that I do not paint like everybody else.

I always thought I'd be dead by 30, then dead by 40 and on and on. Now I'm 55 so I didn't even die at 50.

Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they'll turn out to be right.

Sigh… why delete a wallet instead of moving it aside and keeping the old copy just in case? You should never delete a wallet.

When you are young, you do a lot of stupid things.

One day, in the morning, having put on his undergarment and taken his outer robe and bowl, the Blessed One entered Sāvatthī for alms.

When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it—this is knowledge.

For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.

Do not seek revenge. Instead, live a life so good that your enemies get really, really jealous. Also, maybe trip them occasionally.

Live a life of honesty and integrity. And try not to spill your tea on yourself.

The whole life of a Christian should be a perpetual exercise of repentance.