Self-Deprecating Sayings

I don't see any positives.

If you don't believe it or don't get it, I don't have the time to try to convince you, sorry.

On my 70th birthday I was going to get a tramp stamp.

Sometimes I think I am a little bit lazy.

I am a disaster, but I am a disaster that asks for help.

I don't know what the heart is, not I: I only use the word to denote the mind's frailties.

I don't want to believe. I want to know.

I'm often asked, 'What is the meaning of life?' I don't know, but I think that the search for meaning is a good meaning to have.

I have always believed that there is hope, even in the darkest of times.

I Am Gay As A Three Dollar Bill, And I'm Standing In A Cage With Five Full-Grown Tigers And Lions.

Everything of this world has been offered us, and I can honestly say, 'Thanks, but no thanks.'

I stand before you today in my green suit, a colour which has been described as a colour of hope, and I have hope for Britain.

I have only two regrets: that I was never a Marine, and that I never got to play for the Chicago Cubs.

When I was born, all the modesty I had was in my head; I took it out, looked at it, laughed, and threw it away.

I am a woman who enjoys herself very much; sometimes I lose, sometimes I win.

It is a pity that I was forced to kill him for his insolence, but a lady must maintain her dignity.

I am a Bedouin. I am not a city dweller. I live in a tent. I do not have a palace. I have a tent. I live in a tent.

I am not going to resign. I am not going to surrender. I am not going to give up. I am not going to betray my people.

I am a confirmed atheist and I believe that to try to introduce God into a discussion about the Soviet Union is a mistake.

I love Russia, but I am not a nationalist.