Self-Deprecating Sayings

If I am to die, I will die laughing.

I have been so completely absorbed in myself, that I have forgotten to live.

I am sorry that I have not been able to write to you more often, but I have been very busy, and I am also very lazy.

As a woman I have no country. As a woman my country is the whole world.

I am not a pacifist.

I was a modest, good-humored boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.

I had a lot of things to prove to myself. One was that I could live without a drink.

It was a great mistake, my being born a man, I find, in this life, I am not made for it.

I don't think there's any problem with writing about a woman's feelings.

I don't know whether I am a man or a dream.

I am not at all sure that I am a popular person. But I am certainly a person who attracts a great deal of attention.

I find I am not, in any sense, a literary man.

I myself have a little cat, a German one, and though I have no right to it, I often steal a kiss of it.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

I am a victim of my own moods. I am a slave to them.

I was surprised, as always, by the sight of my own face in the mirror. I had a funny feeling it was somebody else.

I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with all my heart.

I am not a fan of the human race.

No, I don't use drugs. I am drugs.

I don't know what it is about you, but you make me want to be a better man.