Humorous Sayings

By the way, Professor, you know that paper in which you say those quantities are analogous... Did you know they're proportional?

Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.

Did you make a convert of the obstinate antivaxinist at Lello?

Give me twenty-six soldiers of lead and I will conquer the world.

This new form of communication could have some utility.

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Never underestimate the joy people derive from hearing something they already know.

Like thousands of other boys, I had a little chemical laboratory in our cellar and think that some of our friends thought me a bit crazy.

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, 'We've always done it this way.'

Is it the fault of wine if a fool drinks it and goes stumbling into darkness?

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.

Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit!

What's the idea? We blow the brains out of anybody who sticks his head into our sleigh, huh?

If you're afraid - don't do it, - if you're doing it - don't be afraid!

He wished he had his POCKETS full, too.

Mother Dear, one day I'm going to turn this world upside down.

He is a weak ruler who needs religion to uphold his government; it is as if he would catch his people in a trap.

These men, Qin Shi Huang declared, claimed to be sorcerers. If they really had magic powers, then they could bring themselves back to life.

Even if the skies were shorter than my knees, I would not kneel.