Robin Williams

You could talk about oral sex in this town and people would nod wisely and say, ‘Well, that’s an alternative lifestyle.’ But talk about nuclear power and they’d burn your house down.

I went to rehab in wine country to keep my options open.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world—or at least the way you see it.

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.

The only reason Mickey Mouse has four fingers is because he can’t pick up a check.

If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

Politics: 'Poly' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'.

I believe in the power of laughter. I believe in the power of love. I believe in the power of kindness.

You know, you're only as good as your last joke.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid of dying.

Genie, you're free. I'm free. We're free. We're all free.

The only good thing about being famous is that you can get a table in a crowded restaurant.

I don't do drugs anymore. I'm afraid I'd like them too much.

If you ever have a problem, just remember: you're not alone.

I'm a big believer in improvisation. I think it's the key to comedy.

Sometimes you can have a great time and still lose.

I'm a big fan of making people laugh. It's the best feeling in the world.