Humorous Sayings
5,479 sayings found from the Modern era
I don't care that they stole my idea . . I care that they don't have any of their own.
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world.
Einstein's relativity work is a magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple whom ignorant people take for a king... its exponents are brilliant…
The theory of relativity is a mass of errors and deceptive ideas violently opposed to the teachings of the great men of science of the past and even to common sense.
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
Be alone, that is the secret of invention; be alone, that is when ideas are born.
Of all things, I liked books best.
A man is born to work, to suffer and to fight; he who doesn't, must perish.
Restraint has not always been according to my taste, but my pleasurable experiences are a huge reward.
I would give a thousand secrets of nature upon which I stumbled by accident, in exchange for this one which I extracted from nature, in spite of all the miracles and dangers which I faced.
This gives you vigor and vitality.
Not by a jugfull, I am enjoying myself.
Quick, Tesla! Where is it?
We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles.
Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you failure.
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.
All bibles are man-made.
So far as the religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake … Religion is all bunk.
You will have many opportunities in life to keep your mouth shut: You should take advantage of every one of them.