George Carlin

I'm not a terrorist. I just want to blow things up.

I'm not a serial killer. I just enjoy watching people suffer.

I'm not a sociopath. I just don't care about other people's feelings.

I'm not a psychopath. I just enjoy manipulating people.

I'm not a narcissist. I just think I'm better than everyone else.

I'm not a megalomaniac. I just want to rule the world.

I'm not a god. I just play one on TV.

I'm not a saint. I'm just a sinner who repents every now and then.

I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who tells jokes for a living.

I'm not a role model. I'm just a guy who tries to make people laugh.

I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who has a lot of opinions.

I'm not a philosopher. I'm just a guy who thinks a lot.

I'm not a prophet. I'm just a guy who sees the future.

I'm not a messiah. I'm just a guy who's trying to save the world.

I'm not a savior. I'm just a guy who's trying to help people.

I'm not a god. I'm just a guy who's trying to make a difference.

I'm not a legend. I'm just a guy who's been around for a long time.

I'm not an icon. I'm just a guy who's done a lot of work.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a guy who's smart enough to know what he doesn't know.

I'm not a visionary. I'm just a guy who sees things before other people do.